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On Laugh Out Loud, you will find a collection of some of the funniest jokes available on the Internet.  They have been carefully selected by myself and by site visitors such as yourself.  They have been sorted into several categories for your convenience. I hope you enjoy your stay!

Animal Jokes

About Cats & Dogs

What is a cat?



- Cats do what they want.

- They rarely listen to you.

- They are totally unpredictable.

- When you want to play, they want to be alone.

- When you want to be alone, they want to play.

- They expect you to cater to their every whim.

- They are moody.

- They leave hair everywhere.

- They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.


Conclusion: They are tiny women in fur coats.

What is a dog?

- Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.

- They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but they don't hear you when you are in the same room.

- They growl when they are not happy.

- When you want to play, they want to play.

- When you want to be alone, they want to play.

- They are great at begging.

- They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.

- They leave their toys everywhere.

- They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.


- Conclusion: They are little men in fur coats