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Bloke comes home from the bar drunk at 4am in the morning. His wife is sleeping
and he tries to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and lets
rip a fart. His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown, I'm up 7 nothing."
She thinks to herself, "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies "Touchdown, tie score."
Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's laying there for about 10
minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he craps in bed.