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More Stupid Football Players
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If
they failed, they would be on academic probation and not
allowed to play in the Sugar Bowl the following week. The
exam was fill-in-the-blank. The last question read, "Old MacDonald had a _________."
Bubba was stumped. He had no idea of the answer. He knew he
needed to get this one right to be sure he passed. Making
sure the professor wasn't watching, he tapped Tiny on the
shoulder. "Pssst. Tiny. What's the answer to the last
question?" Tiny laughed. He looked around to make sure the
professor hadn't noticed then he turned to Bubba. "Bubba,
you're so stupid. Everyone knows Old MacDonald had a farm."
"Oh yeah," said Bubba. "I remember now." He picked up his
No. 2 pencil and started to write the answer in the blank.
He stopped. Reaching to tap Tiny's shoulder again, he
whispered, "Tiny, how do you spell farm?"
"You are really dumb, Bubba. That's so easy. Farm is
spelled - E-I-E-I-O.".