On Laugh Out Loud, you will find a collection of some of the funniest jokes available on the Internet. They have been carefully selected by myself and by site visitors such as yourself. They have been sorted into several categories for your convenience. I hope you enjoy your stay!
New Years Eve Jokes
Top Ten New Year Resolutions
I resolve to work with neglected children. (my own).
I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL... LOL!"
I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
I will balance my checkbook. (on my nose).
I will think of a password for my computer other than "password."
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 11 e-mail addresses.
I will go into McDonald's and order a McSpreader
I will go into McDonald's and order a McSlurry
I will find out why the correspondence course on "Mail Fraud" that I purchased never showed up.