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Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo Mamma's So Nasty...

  • Yo mamma's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she breeds crabs.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
  • Yo mamma's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mamma put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"